Monday 17 August 2015

The longest day

After a busy, but not especially active couple of weeks when we had the opportunity to do a sunrise walk to a temple at the top of a hill it seemed like a perfect idea.  Half of the group met in reception at 5.45am and had to ring Raj who I think had overslept - but we were soon on our way, although the cloud meant we didn't actually see a sunrise.

It only took us a sweaty 35 minutes to climb up the hill/mountain and when we got to the top there was a temple, a dog apparently guarding the temple from monkeys and most excitingly a Chai man.  



The view of the Holy Lake in Pushkar was beautiful, even with the clouds and the  temple was quite basic in decor, but interesting.



We all had some chai and watched the monkeys and dog in some sort of strange standoff and then the monkeys looking after their babies.



It was a free optional activity, but is up there with one of my favourites of the whole holiday.  We walked back and I jumped in the shower - which was a shame because if I'd waited I'd have been able to visit a school.

I had a fairly random breakfast - not all of what I had inmy order arrived, but bonus plates of rice and pancakes did to confuse me!  I spent the rest of the morning mooching around the hotel as we checked out at 12 and then didn't get the taxis to Ajmer train station until 2.30pm with a train ride back to Delhi arriving at 10.45pm and my flight at 4.45am the following morning.  I had my last curry dinner of Kadhi Paneer and rice and then it started rained just as we were getting in the taxi. 

Ajmer train station is 20km from the hotel in Pushkar and we left an hour before our  3.10pm train in 4 separate cars.  The rain was heavy and the roads aren't always great and I started to worry as Raj who is usually always calm started to chat heatedly to our driver as we attempted a number of different routes to be met with roads flooded to the height of the handlebars of a motorbike.  Our driver tried hard to get us there overtaking cars and traffic jams sneaking into the wrong side of the road and driving through very high water levels.  Raj took a call from Joe who was in another car and then finally we arrived at the station along with one of the other cars with the other 2 still on the way even though they left before us. 



Raj sprinted to see if he could hold the train, telling us to grab our bags and wade through the knee deep water to the platform, but it had already gone.  We turned back, got back in the taxi and Raj assembled all the cars back together again at the bus station.  Raj was permantly attached to his phone as it wasn't as simple as us catching the next train as the subsequent trains are all overnight trains which would have got into Delhi after my flight, so he was arranging a solution.

The bus station was filthy and loud with men shouting "Jaipur, Jaipur, Jaipurrrrrr!" We had a toilet break in an extremely grim toilet and stocked up on crisps and cookies for our journey ahead that would no longer include an at seat meal service.

Joe and Janet arrived and Joe went to get changed as he'd had to get out in thigh-waist deep water to push the car he was in when the driver had gone through a road that we'd turned back from and flooded the engine - they'd got into a TukTuk to get to the bus station that then took them down the same flooded street.  Joe managed to commandeer what he thinks was possibly police jeep to get him and his mum safely to the bus station.

Raj had a plan - we'd get a public, but air conditioned bus to Jaipur which would take 2 hours and then a private bus to Delhi which would take 5-7 hours - my flight was 12 hours from takeoff.  He said not to change the flight for the time being as we should still be able to make it.  The bus was fairly comfortable and air conditioned and was going straight through until Jaipur.  After 2 hours it dropped us off just before we reached Jaipur on the side of the road and then literally a mere 2 minutes later our private bus arrived to take us the rest of the way to Delhi.

The private bus was pretty comfortable, air conditioned and with plenty of seats, I had both my bags with me to allow for a swift transfer to the car to take me to the airport.  Raj estimated that it would take a further 5 - 7 hours back to Delhi to cover around the remainder of the total of 220 miles from where we were in Ajmer.  In the UK we'd expect that to take no more than maybe 4 - 5 hours in total, but in India it's a different story.  The roads aren't always in great condition and even the better ones have pot holes and bumpy sections so the maximum speed is around 50 mph at anytime and feels plenty fast enough as you bump along up and down!  I will feel much less irritated now when I hit the 50 mph zones when they are repairing the roads as it means that we have smoother and safer journeys in comparison!  

About an hour or so into the journey there was a bang followed by lots of bumps - the bus had blown a tyre!  Cool as anything and very tongue in cheek Raj our guide explained that we would be making a brief toilet break stop for circa 15 - 20 minutes whilst the tyre was changed and that facilities were available in the bushes.  We all got out and used the "facilities", but unfortunately changing the tyre took over an hour and the Indian Police came along to supervise/watch/not contribute much to the proceedings.  They used rocks to jack up the bus and we were finally on our way again.  Around 50m up the road we pulled in and Raj very kindly bought us all some snacks and a drink at a cafe that was open with seating and most amusingly - a tyre place that was very open!  

We bumped our way North across India until we hit an extremely slow traffic jam and as we crawled inbetween huge lorries with cars overtaking on the hard shoulder.  And of course at that point I needed the toilet!  I had the mild indignity of having to wake up Raj and ask him to come with me to find a suitable bush at the side of the road - the first one I attempted saw me end up knee deep in a bog, so I found an alternative tree and had wet feet again for the rest of the journey!

I fell asleep and woke up to Raj telling me to get ready to move into the taxi, and to call him either way if I did or didn't make the plane.  My flight was 4.45am and this was at 3.20am.  I said a hurried goodbye to the group, grabbed my bags and got in the taxi and made it to the airport for just before 4am, the guard on the door said that he didn't think I'd make it, but I pleaded with him to let me try and ran to the check in desk, showed the people in the queue my ticket and they let me go in front and I was sent down to the supervisor who checked in my luggage and issued my boarding card.  I ran across the airport to passport control and showed my boarding card to the queue of people who pointed me towards the non-existent queue for first class and a very nice guard sighed and let me through.  I then queue jumped again through security smiling and pleading with people - of course I couldn't go through smoothly - I beeped and had to be taken into a room behind a curtain and frisked by a lady and then I sprinted from one end of the airport (of course my gate said 15 minutes walk away at the farthest point from where security came out!)

I reached the gate to again see the "last call" sign flashing, but gauged that the queue gave me enough time to catch my breathe and buy a bottle of water from the vending machine.  By the time I got on the plane I was sweaty and definitely not looking my best still wet feet up from the monsoon.  The plane took off and I grabbed my bag as soon as the seatbelt sign went off and went to the toilet and changed all my clothes - leaving some in the bin!  I definitely think this made me look like a terrorist, although no-one seemed to mind!

We arrived at Abu Dhabi without incident, early in fact and so I then had nearly 4 hours to wander around the airport.  I was not feeling particularly inspired by all the luxury brands when I was pretty sure I smelt like monsoon...although I did sneak into the perfume area and took a rather large free sample.  I also ditched my trainers in the bin - they were wet, heavy and smelly and only my 3rd reserves for running!  I had a coffee and then walked across to board the flight back to Manchester.

The plane was a large one with 3 seats either side of the plane and a block of 4 in the middle.  As I got towards my seat I could hear a very dramatic John Malkovich sounding voice telling his wife "If these people won't help us, I will make it work, I will sort this out".  It transpires that this "gentleman" had wanted his family to sit together - his 4 year old son, his nervous flying wife and him.  Apparently 3 seats next to each other aren't close enough if there is a aisle in between... he started asking people to move, but one chap reasonably said that he'd specifically asked for a window seat for his son.  The wife went to the toilet and was sick due to nerves.  Eventually the Ethiad staff asked if anyone was traveling alone - 3 of us in my row were - and whether we'd consider moving - I said "if it means I get an aisle seat absolutely!"  We all swapped seats and a very wrinkly, overly orange tanned I think Mancunian woman who had paid for one of the extra leg room seats one row in front glanced over at the dramatic American who asked "Is everything ok?" to which she replied "Yes now that you are moving" and the overly dramatic American then went on a 5 minute rant using *all* the swear words and saying he was in front of his 4 year old son calling her a bitch etc.

Things settled down and the plane took off, I watched "The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel" which already made me nostalgic for India even though I'd left only a few hours before and I fell asleep to another film that I can't even remember anything about other than Ben Stiller was in it looking a bit old.  I was awoken by the Overly Dramatic American's (ODC) wife bashing her rather large hip into my shoulder and heard "did you see that" from the Wrinkly Mancunian Woman (WMW) - apparently (and there were witnesses) the ODC's wife had walked towards the WMW with her fist outstretched on the way back from the toilet and made contact with her face.  There was again a flurry of activity as the poor overworked stewards and stewardesses calmed down the situation.  There was discussion as to whether WMW wanted to press charges, but in the end they just let her off very quickly to avoid any further confrontations.  So even my second flight was eventful with a near punch up next to me!

In the context of some of the sights I saw in India and how I saw people just get on with life seemingly untroubled in extremely tough conditions such as monsoon weather, lack of money and roads and infrastructure that is far inferior to ours in the Western world.  It made me think about how many people I would see crammed into local buses and TukTuks I wondered how often near punch ups occur over seating arrangements?

I rather optimistically booked my train back to Leeds at 16.33pm when the flight landed at 15.45pm.... my bag of course was nearly last off the belt so as I strapped both backpacks on at 16.25pm I wasn't sure if I would make it to the train...there were of course others, but I'd have needed to buy a new ticket so I though why not make a run for it again?  And I made it!  With exactly 1 minute to spare.  The train ride was uneventful other than talking to a couple, one of who had done a very similar India trip and the other who had traveled with Intrepid.  I got off the train and made my way to M&S Food to buy all the food I'd been craving for the last few days - Avocado, parma ham, salad, blue cheese and ale!  After a taxi ride I got home at 6pm a mere 31 hours of traveling!  

I'm almost reverse culture shocked - the air smells fresh and herby and there is a sense of quiet and calm - no beeping horns every few minutes.   India I need some time to fully digest all that you had to show me, but I will miss you.  Such an amazing trip!

Saturday 15 August 2015

Holy Pushkar and Camel Safari

Another early start for a 6am train which meant it was trusty breakfast biscuits again although I did make it even less healthy by adding a bottle of Pepsi and packet of salt and vinegar crisps that I bought at the station.

The TukTuk ride in the dark was quite a scary experience - at least the driver seemed able to predict and swerve the potholes!  The train was more like our first train ride and assigned seats and more room.  


4 hours on a well worn seat did make me glad to be off although the station was almost more crazy than Delhi with and I think our taxi driver fancied himself as a getaway driver overtaking cars to skip through what appeared to be a roadblock!

We arrived at our very nice hotel and ordered lunch and settled in - I had another shower as my hair is still full of oil from my massage yesterday!

Lunch was pleasant enough, but more basic to some of the food that I've become accustomed to and was a very mild palak paneer and vegetable Biriani.

At 4pm as it started to get cooler we headed off for our camel safari.  I was nervous because I've never ridden a Camek before and they are so tall! It was actually great - my camel - Maharaja was so placid and well behaved (until his few detours on the way back to eat flowers) and it was much easier to get on and off than I had anticipated - the key is to lean back when they stand up or sit down.


Our safari took us through the village into sand dunes where we stopped so that the camel handlers could start a fire and boil up some chai.  We all had a little cup of chai and a biscuit whilst the camels had a rest and some gypsies who'd spotted us came over to play us some music.








We set off again to get to Pushkar and have a city walk.  We stopped briefly to visit a very holy temple of Brahma which was interesting, but strictly no photos and then we walked through streets with many weapon and clothes stalks as well as some selling creepy looking dolls!



Pushkar is a holy city which means no meat or alcohol and the most holy place is the lake.  





To get back to our hotel the quickest route was via the lake, but we had to take our shoes off to walk past it and cross a footbridge!

I took another shower before dinner and signed up for a voluntary early start for a sunrise hike tomorrow.  Dinner was a bit disappointing as the "kebab" I ordered was more like a dry veggie burger, but the Gulab Jalam dessert was delicious!

Friday 14 August 2015

Palm reading

Today didn't start as planned, my second  bout of DB meant that the prospect of Yoga first thing was not going to happen which was extremely frustrating.  I rested some more before getting up for the cooking class at 10am.

The cooking class was attached to our hotel and run by the owner who had a very witty style and unusual tone to his voice.  The first thing we learned to make (after smelling all the spices first) was masala tea which Joe was tasked with preparing.  We all got to sample the tea which was very tasty.



We then moved onto the next recipe, but unfortunately at that point I started feeling  quite faint and so ended up lying down on the floor on a tiny corner of the room before deciding to head back to the hotel for a lie down - one of the class helpers walked me back which wasn't far and I came away with the recipes to try out back home... Although I was really disappointed to have missed it.

We met up again as a group at 2pm and organised which order to go in for Palm reading.  Raj also arranged a massage for me first - it was certainly an experience!

I love having massages - mostly due to the amount of exercise I do there is usually at least one niggly bit that benefits from some pummelling and I also find it very relaxing.  I've had massages in a few different places around the world and having had a very "thorough" massage in Nepal a few years back I wondered in this would be the same!  

The massage place was just a few doors up from the hotel and was tiny and had only 2 massage beds.  The lady I don't think spoke much English at all, so I did as I would for a UK massage and stripped to my underwear and lay on my front on the bed.  She unhooked my bra, which didn't alarm me as that's happened before during massages and I had a good back, arm and leg massage.  She then she instructed me to "turn" and I imagined she would place the towel over my chest and continue with my arms and legs.  "Nice" she declared (although not quite sure what she was referencing so I'm going to assume my shoulder tattoo) as she then proceeded to spend a good 10 minutes massaging my chest (even more thorough than Nepal!), but I wasn't quite sure how to communicate that I was fine with the full body massage not being that "full" so I just went with the flow. I then had a fairly painful stomach massage and a more pleasant Indian head massage (when in Rome...) and she used lots of oil.  I then got dressed and paid 1100 rupees including a tip for the "experience".

Back at the hotel it was time for my palm reading which took half and hour and was extremely thorough - here is a summary:

- my palm was apparently the best he'd seen all day with a strong life line predicting I'll live to 99 - 101 years old (my Grandad was 33 hours off being 100 so this isn't totally unreasonable)
- I am a good person whose greatest skill is communication and that is how I make my money and it could be either in business or as a teacher.
- I'm a helpful person, but people haven't always helped me in return and do lots of charity work which should continue
- my brain line was strong, but he said despite having lots of ideas I struggled to put them into practice.
- he said I'd had several previous relationships and separations, but it wasn't my fault because they were Librans...
- he said I will have one fulfilling relationship in the future and I will meet that person between the 19/08/2016 and 19/09/2017
- I will have one daughter who will be very wise
- I have a teacher like relationship with my Dad and my Mum and Dad quarrel often (this is definitely not true!)
- my lucky colours are dark blue and black
- I should therefore wear a blue sapphire on my middle ring finger and also an a green onyx on my pinky finger
- I should fast every Tuesday and only have one meal and fruit and liquids
- I should meditate for 5 minutes every morning
- I should worship the sun every morning by climbing onto the roof and taking a copper pot filled with water and pouring everything but the last drop into a plant pot and the last drop should drop onto my middle finger.
- my luck line breaks up from ages 28-48 so anything I achieve I can achieve, but through my energy rather than luck.
- I have lots of energy at 85 I will have the energy of a 35 year old
- my lucky years will be 2016, 2017, 2019, 2021 and 2022
- at 32 years old a guardian angel came into my life
- I will never have any problems with money

Some unusual ideas!  Even if none of it is accurate it was an experiences do he gave me his email address in case I have any questions.  He was gentle and earnest in his demeanour and I think even if it's absolute rubbish he probably offers calm to some people.


I then went and did some shopping, accidentally queue jumped a German family at the ATM who were very unimpressed and managed to eat some chips.  I picked up my tailor made dresses which fit perfectly and are amazing quality for less than 24 hours work.



We went for early dinner at Charcoal on the rooftop of our hotel and I managed paneer and vegetable skewers and more chips.  Rather worryingly the 16 year old waiter knew my room number without asking and was very chatty pointing out the location of The Best Marigold Hotel.  An early night as up early to catch a 6am train!



Beautiful Udaipur

Raj our guide is pretty awesome - he's had a word with the staff at the homestay and we had banana fritters for breakfast! I also played safe with some toast and also tried a masala omelette which was delicious!

We set off in private cars to drive us to Udaipur and Raj had told us we could stop for a toilet break during the c4 hour journey, but it would be in the bushes!  Fortunately we managed a very swift journey and didn't need to stop and I manage to finish reading "Dark Places" as we drove.

Our hotel Pratap Bhawani is a bit more olde world in decor, but lovely and we were welcomed with marigold garlands.


The man who brought my bags to my room advised that I should keep the curtains closed at night because of "naughty boys"! 


After a quick settling in, we met downstairs and were taken on our orientation walk and Udaipur is the first place we've visited where it's not totally manic and I feel comfortable walking around by myself.  We stopped for lunch in a cafe just as the heavens opened and treated us to another monsoon shower which stopped after 45 minutes whilst we were eating lunch.


And guess what was first in the visit list....a tour of the City Palace!

This palace was really beautiful - lots of brightly coloured glass windows and amazingly detailed paintings and painted rooms.







After our palace tour we had a quick visit to a Hindu temple where they were singing and all being served dinner.


Raj predicted that today would be less rainy than tomorrow so recommended we do as much outside as possible and so we took a boat ride around Lake Pichola and marvelled at the lake palace and how beautiful the city is from the water.



After our boat trip a few of us went along to Lord & Tailor and went clothes shopping with a difference in that we picked a design and a fabric for tailor made clothes!  I debated getting something "sensible", but then inspired by the wonderful colours of India I chose a shift dress pattern to be made in an orange patterned fabric and then a pleated dress in a green fabric with a marigold print.  They will be ready tomorrow which is unbelievable and both together cost the equivalent of £49!  Bob in our group choose a lined tailor made suit and two shirts for the equivalent of £270.

A quick dash back to the hotel and then we met for the cultural dance show.  The show was about an hour long and packed with tourists - a novelty for this trip in the low monsoon season.  It started with an odd dance that involved fire heated balls being moved from one bowl to another by mouth and a man dressed as a tiger being ridden by another man.  There were lots of brightly coloured saris spinning around and a puppet dance which involved some audience participation from a couple of children.  The most impressive was the final dance where a lady balanced a ever increasing amount of pots (until the stack was taller than she was!) on her head and danced on broken glass and a tray that she "walked" across the stage on.






We then headed out for dinner at Rainbow restaurant and I had a fairly gentle meal as once again I was starting to feel dodgy.  I had a barbecued stuffed potato, vegetable jalfrezi and a chapatti, and a dessert of mango ice cream.  It all tasted really fresh and delicious.  We made our way back to the hotel, but I opted for an early night as I think I'm tackling DB round two despite being as careful as I can.

Wednesday 12 August 2015

Yoga, Henna and Education

My alarm went off early today so that I could start the day with an hour of yoga in a class taken by the feudal lord for the sum of 500 rupee (£5).

The feudal lord is 68, looks very good for his age and clearly knew he'd be better than all of us in the class.  In fact when he discovered I've been doing yoga (about twice a week) for 10 years he kept pointing out how I wasn't as flexible as I should be!  The class was different to my normal class based out of the gym and started with lots of joint mobility work on the ankles and knees before moving onto hip stretching.  We did a shoulder stand, but no sun salutations and learned about parts of the hand and what organs of the body benefited from applying pressure there.  The relaxation part at the end was amazing and I started the day feeling extremely calm.

Breakfast was included so I saved my biscuits for another day and had marmalade on toast, a banana and a paratha with a good serving of decent coffee!

We met for our village safari in 2 jeeps with the first stop a school for tribal girls. Education is free in India, but for distant tribal people the time and cost of getting to and from school can be too much so we visited a free all girls boarding school set up to address this issue also supported by the Feudal Lord.  In India literacy is 77% for men and 51% for women so these schools will be vital in addressing this.  









The school was tidy and had a sense of organisation about it, but the most amazing part was how happy and well behaved the girls were.  They beamed with smiles as we entered and greeted us with whatever English phrases they knew, but carried on dutifully waiting for their breakfast or serving it to their classmates.  They had what looked like a delicious breakfast of chappatis, dhal and rice and when they'd finished they each washed up their own plates.  

Joe in our group is a teacher and he'd been carrying a book with him to try and get a good shot of him reading in an exotic location to promote reading to children and so he got in amongst the girls to read them "Mrs Scatterbrain goes on holiday" - they seemed to really enjoy the novelty of a new teacher!  We took a look at their classrooms and where they sleep as well as looked at the trophies the school has won before heading off in our jeeps and all the girls ran up to the rooftop to wave us goodbye.

Our next stop was to look at some graves, and then a beautiful waterfall, before being taken on a brief tour of some farmland where we saw peanuts, soya, gourds, peas, aubergine, turmeric, chilies and corn being grown.









We stopped briefly at a dairy and then crossed the road to another school where they were practicing for a procession.  





If it wasn't monsoon season we would have spent last night in a "permanent tent" on a campsite also owned by the Feudal Lord, so we went to visit, look at the beautiful lake and enjoy a cup of chai with the Lord who is incredibly charismatic and passionate about India and Rajasthan.  We also saw all the vegetables being grown at the campsite which are used by the restaurant in the castle that we are staying in.  









We returned in the jeeps for lunch and despite the covers the heavy rain meant some of us got rather wet!  I was certainly grateful for my panic buy of an umbrella at the airport!

For lunch back at the castle I again succumbed to a western craving for chips, but also had a delicious cashew nut curry and a couple of chapattis before a relax with my book and a nap.

We met up again as a group with the intention of playing cricket, but the rain was still strong so we went early for our henna tattoos.  The lady doing the tattoos was a teacher by day and was so quick to apply and extremely intricate brown henna powder design to my foot.  After an hour I washed it off and the skin underneath is now a vivid orange.  It was a mostly floral design, but she included the words "kiss" and "love".  At only 250 rupees (£2.50) it was a bargain!  






For dinner I had grilled vegetables with paneer and Dum Aloo - potatoes in gravy.  I'm slightly worried as now my stomach has settled I'm being a bit braver with my food choices in that I've had a couple of "saucy" curries as I've not gone for obvious "dry" dishes.  I'm hoping I'll be ok for the last few days of the trip - I'll keep my fingers crossed!